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Inappropriate Fortune Cookies (100 Count) Gift Box
Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune.
How to Play: Pass out 1 (or more) cookies to each guest. Everyone breaks and secretly reads their message. If you can work the fortune into the conversation without anyone calling bull for 1 minute, yell "FORTUNE!" Declare yourself a winner [and your tablemates suckers].
WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! This warning implies we are giving an actual warning. Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-ate. Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. In case of fire break cookies. We don't care what you think. Randomness.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK, offensive and insulting individually wrapped cookies, premium vanilla flavor. Some fortunes just plain awful, some less so. Great for parties, gag gift, birthdays, graduation; NSFW warning card included in package.
Made in Seattle, USA. Written by Seattle andmor. Some messages may appear confusing to those who aren't familiar with our local humour.
Assortment of messages from our list of over 400 fortunes and insults; a couple extra cookies are included just in case one of the delicate cookies break during shipping and handling. Cookies come in stylish black compostable gift box, box is carefully wrapped in eco-friendly packing material.
The objective of this bonus box insert is to challenge the recipient to seamlessly incorporate their fortune message into a conversation without others realizing it is an actual fortune. To play, each guest is provided with one or more fortune cookies to open and read silently. The goal is to skillfully weave the fortune into the conversation for at least one minute without anyone detecting its true nature. If successful, the player can exclaim "FORTUNE!" and claim victory over their unsuspecting tablemates.
However, the insert also includes several warnings, some of which are humorous and others more serious. These cautions cover a range of topics, from the inappropriate nature of the content (NSFW) to the potential consequences of consuming the cookies in certain situations (like operating heavy machinery). The warnings also touch on the possibility of losing one's fortune, the potential for pregnancy from "sexy fortunes," and the need to open the cookies to read the fortunes.
The product itself is described as being made in Seattle, USA, and written by the local company "andmor." It is noted that some of the messages may be confusing to those unfamiliar with the regional humor. The assortment of over 400 fortunes and insults is packaged in a stylish, eco-friendly box, with a few extra cookies included in case of breakage during shipping.
product information:
| Attribute | Value | ||||
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| is_discontinued_by_manufacturer | No | ||||
| package_dimensions | 11.4 x 9.7 x 8.8 inches; 2.7 Pounds | ||||
| upc | 899041002735 | ||||
| manufacturer | Greenfire Products | ||||
| best_sellers_rank | #132,343 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food) #246 in Bakery & Dessert Gifts | ||||
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